sehsaeng:

Pantene Phillippines #whipit Labels against women

tavr0ss what does puta mean?

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

(Source: clockest)

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

nyofins:

when you try to stand up and one of your legs is asleep

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mwuuh:

lockserheart:

bluexinsanity:

ashenmelody:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Current mood: bartender from snk

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Current mood: bartender from K project

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Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama

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Current mood: the bartender waiter from Hetalia: Beautiful World

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koujakuandthediamonds:

when u accidentally typo “ph man” instead of “oh man”

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pls
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth)

bubbleteahime:

by 七個。

bubbleteahime:

by 七個。

mom:
don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me:
fire cannot kill a dragon
siana-fulthberry:

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siana-fulthberry:

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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(Source: vetoing)